Liam! Thank God you’re here! I don’t know what happened, I came to where you said to meet and suddenly, I’m a freaking woman! I know right!? It’s crazy! I… hey, hold on a minute… how did you even know this was me? Did you have something to do with this? Fucking hell man, change me back! I feel ridiculous like this! I’m freezing in this get-up – especially my legs! Maybe I should’ve worn tights… wait, WHAT? Why would I say that?! I mean… my legs look great just as they are! No, that’s not me! This is so messed up! Look, would you at least quit staring at me?
It’s making me feel all… I dunno! Hold me? Wait! Oh… well, that does feel kinda nice I guess… So, urn… giggle how do I look? Aw, do you really think so? I wasn’t sure if you liked it. I guess I was confused because you haven’t kissed me yet. Wait, did I just sa- mmmff! GASP Eurgh, yuck]. I can’t believe you just kissed me, that’s so… hot! Kiss me again! Mmmm, God that’s good. Haha, hey! That’s my skirt – where’s your hand g- eek! O-ohhh… yes. Y’know we – ah! – should probably go inside if – eek! …oh boy… then again… we could always-fuck, YES!! Oh, don’t stop – harder! Forget what I was saying – take me right here!