“What the hell do you think I am?” asked Chase. He pointed to his jersey, saying, “I’m a football player.”
Confused, Tom said, “But…I mean…don’t take this wrong way, but are you sure it’s not…you know…a chick in costume as a football player?”
“God – you’re like the fourth person to ask me that,” Chase replied. “It’s the hair, isn’t it? I told Brittany that I shouldn’t have straightened my hair. I said that everyone would think I’m a sissy. But would she listen? No. of course not.”
“Um…right… it’s the bow,” Tom said. “Totally the bow. And definitely not the short shorts or the belly-button ring. Yeah – it was the bow that made me think you were trying some meta-costume. That’s it.”
“I knew it Chase said. “I swear – she’s trying to make me look stupid. It’s a good thing I’ way too manly for anyone to think I’m a sissy, right?”
“Um…yeah,” Tom responded. “Right. Way too manly.”
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