What just happened to me? I was watching the ceremony, as my ex-girlfriend married her new man, Tom. The next thing I know, I blank out. When I wake up, I’m in her dress! I look in the mirror, and I look just like her. In fact, I *am* her now! What’s this on my finger? The ring? That means the ceremony is over. That mean’s I’m Tom’s wife now! I am a married woman! No! This can’t be true! I’m going to have to dance with him now. To let him hold me. And then take me home, to consummate the wedding. I don’t want to be a woman! Get me out of here!

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