Let me loose, you bitch!” screamed Hollywood leading man Trent Darby. “Untie me and stop taking damn photos!” “Aw, why would I want to do either of those things, Trent?” said his girlfriend, B-movie actress Nicole Finch. “After all I went to such trouble to convince you to give cross-dressing and bondage a try?” “Because if you don’t stop this right now you’ll never work in this town again! Really, Trent? Because the way see it, once these pics of your deep dark secret hit the web it’ll be you who never works in this town again.But that’s what you get for cheating on me. Maybe I’m wrong about your career though. Trent Darby may be finished, but you never know, Traci Darby might have a future in pornos!”

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