Seriously, this is it? You get bored, so I let you put make up on me. You spend hours and hours making sure you did my make up just right. You give me, your boyfriend, tips and tricks on how to do it perfectly. Then you decided that I would look good in your mom’s wig. You style it, and glue it to my head. I’m not even going to ask where you got the fake boobs from, but you glue them to my chest. Then, you top it off with one of your cute tops. And then, you decide to finalize my look with these stupid sweatpants? Seriously? I can wear sweats any day of the week. How about a cute skirt? Maybe some heels? But nooo, let’s just go with sweats. You’re the crummiest girlfriend ever.

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