YOUR DAYS OF BEING A MAN ARE OVER!!

Ah Lady Monica. So nice of you showing up in this prison… Let’s see: Highly skilled assassin, undercover agent for almost a decade under a terrorist group set in the States. Pretty impressive indeed. That royal navy, USAF and GOES background is something you don’t see everyday. Let alone governments from different countries working together to fight the good fight. …

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ARE YOU READY TO BECOME FAMOUS?

“So?” asked Melissa. “Are you ready to become famous?” “I guess,” was Sam’s answer, but he couldn’t help but wonder if famous was the right word. Judging by some of the reactions to the announcement, infamous might have been a better description. “Cheer up,” Melissa said, patting his satin-clad rear. “You’re making history, babe.” “There’s a whole picket line outside …

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I AM OBVIOUSLY A MAN!!

“What the hell do you think I am?” asked Chase. He pointed to his jersey, saying, “I’m a football player.” Confused, Tom said, “But…I mean…don’t take this wrong way, but are you sure it’s not…you know…a chick in costume as a football player?” “God – you’re like the fourth person to ask me that,” Chase replied. “It’s the hair, isn’t …

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NEW COMPANY POLICY!!

“Honey,” Hunter said, trying to reach the zipper of his dress. “Could you zip me up, please?” His wife, Maria, quickly crossed the bedroom, and helped him. When he was dressed properly, she said, “You look great, you know. Absolutely beautiful.” “Thanks,” Hunter replied tersely. Sensing her husband’s mood, Maria asked, “What’s wrong?” “Nothing,” Hunter answered quickly. When Maria prompted …

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