Hey, I am not some sissy guy who dresses up in women’s clothing! Okay? I have a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything. Why am I wearing makeup? Well actually that’s to cover up the black eye from the manly fight I got myself into the other night. And that also explains the sunglasses too, even if they are a feminine design. Why do I have long feminine hair? Well, actually it’s quite common for straight guys to have long hair in this fashion now. I just decided to dye it blonde to make it look gorgeous. Why are my legs shaved? Actually, I heard its more hygienic to get rid of all your body hair, especially in the summer. I just decided to rub cream on my skin to make it more smooth. Why am I wearing blue denim shorts? Well, I didn’t want to wear a pair of scruffy jeans in the middle of summer, my legs would just burn up in the heat. It’s not like I wanted to show off how sexy my legs looked or anything.
Why am I wearing women’s footwear? Well for the same reason I’m wearing shorts because they allow the air to get to my feet. It’s not like I thought they looked cute or anything. Why am I wearing a blue feminine shirt? Well, actually they are what’s in fashion right now so I’m just following that if you must know. Why did I get my nails done?