A LONG NIGHT!!

When your girlfriend asks you to go to a “Pimp and Ho” party, don’t just jump at the chance. Be sure that you clarify who gets to be the pimp and who’s the ho. I did not make that clarification and she said that she would get our costumes so I wouldn’t have to worry […]

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TRICKED INTO A NEW JOB!!

My mom (Sarah) was a beautician and a professional hairdresser who took her career very seriously. I never cared for it before as it never had anything to do with me. Not until recently anyway. A beautician’s convention was coming up, and my mom had to put on a presentation about using certain products to […]

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A HORRIBLE MISTAKE!!

(SOB)…sniff… (SOB) Good Heavens, Mel! What are you doing sitting on the floor like that? And why are you crying? What happened? Mom…sniff..! made a horrible, horrible mistake…my agents sent me to Switzerland to do a photo shoot for a hospital, but they tricked me. It wasn’t a photo shoot; they sent me there for […]

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A SKETCHCY PROPOSITION!!

How did things go this far? I should have ended this far long ago. I’m not some young boy allowed to make silly mistakes. I’m a father, for goodness’ sake. A middle-aged man made up like some desperate chick. Maybe having doubts now is a little too late. I’ve got tits after all. Thankfully they’re […]

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QUICK MONEY!!

  Matt was desperate for cash so the strip club was the last place he needed to be at if he wanted to save as much money as he could. But he couldn’t help but notice the ‘wanted’ sign for a job as a drag queen stripper. The strip club was having a one-day special […]

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