DRESS TO IMPRESS!!

“Quinn quit your damn lollygagging and get your little ass to the store. If you want to eat tonight, you had better hurry up. Otherwise, you can starve tonight.” “But Auntie Jane, I don’t want to go to the store dressed like this. The other boys will beat me up.” Trust me, dear, they are […]

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A LONG NIGHT!!

When your girlfriend asks you to go to a “Pimp and Ho” party, don’t just jump at the chance. Be sure that you clarify who gets to be the pimp and who’s the ho. I did not make that clarification and she said that she would get our costumes so I wouldn’t have to worry […]

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IMPRESSING MY BOSS!!

You were very excited when your boss, Mr. Blackstone, had offered to give you a raise! Mr. Blackstone wanted to see your son Bobbi first to see if you “raised your family right”. So you ushered your son out the door, urging him to make you look good to your boss. You eagerly awaited your […]

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LOAN REPAYMENT!!

The cruelest joke was played on Betsy. After shopping for panties, she walked towards home when everything she thought she knew was turned upside-down. How, you’d ask? Well, you see, Betsy remembered things from a former life she never knew she had when she heard the code word. It all started three years ago when […]

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NEW COLLEGE!!

Amy was so angry with her younger brother, Chris. He was about to go to college across the country and he was a lazy bum! The thing that irritated him the most was how sexist he was- he would claim that chores like laundry, cooking, and doing the dishes was “woman’s work …so he didn’t […]

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