1) – GET READY FOR THE BRIDE!!
“There we are, Stevie. Now you’re ready to walk down that aisle with your head held high, knowing that you’re the second loveliest bride in the entire wedding! And by the way, Sweetie, if you’re worried about anyone thinking badly of you for not being an actual girl, don’t you dare be embarrassed because of that. Most of Alicia’s friends are open-minded lesbians, and they just want her to be happy, and you know as well as I do that your mom always wanted a daughter, anyway. Heck, why do think she kept buying you all those princess costumes for Halloween every year?”
2) – SHOPPING TRIP!!
Oh, and Eddy, in case you get any funny ideas about slipping away during our little shopping trip and maybe trying to make it back to your apartment to change into your old clothes, just remember that the clever device holding that pathetic little thing of yours down between those creamy white thighs is not about to unlock itself. So, unless you want to sit down when you pee for the rest of your life, you’d better not try anything cute. Although, now that I think about it, the way you look in that dress and those knock-me-down heels, I suppose just about anything you tried right now would be pretty damn cute, wouldn’t it?
3) – PRETTY WOMAN!!
“Don’t look so depressed Brandon. You make for a very pretty girl”
“Oh cut the attitude as well. You got yourself into this. I mean look, no one is going to be able to tell that you have hair extensions. Your fake boobs look real and hopefully your manhood is going to stay nice and tucked in the entire night.”
“I mean, the tights are actually comfortable”
“That’s a much better attitude!”
“Where exactly are we going?”
“Out to dinner then a club somewhere! Just enjoy being a girl for the night!”